Clearing your computer history is the new emptying out your pockets. Forgetting to erase where you’ve been is the 2012 version of leaving lipstick on your color or a crumpled up napkin with a phone number in your pants. I know I erase my history on a minute by minute basis so if anyone ever finds my Ipad they won’t know where I go – like YouPorn and Saks Fifth Avenue. Yesterday at work was a perfect example of how not clearing your history can prove to be very very embarrassing indeed. I don’t have a desk right now because I’m just filling in for a few more days so I rove from desk to desk and yesterday that desk belonged to a male producer who wasn’t working until the night shift. I logged in and like any good woman – immediately began snooping through his internet history. The first thing that popped up was Whore Presents Dot Com. WTF? There’s a website where you can go and buy presents specifically designed for hookers? That’s insane. I shouted to another male cubicle mate – “what’s this married guy doing on a website called Whore Presents?” “Whore what?” “Whore Presents” “Whore Prentiss?” “Whore Presents!!! Like gifts for a whore! Ugh nevermind.”
I was really upset. I couldn’t believe A) there was a site dedicated to searching for gifts for a woman who is ruining another woman’s life and B) This friend of mine who I really liked was trolling this shitty website. I clicked on the link.
Who Represents Dot Com – A list of actors and the agents who represent them.
Oops. Never mind. Clear your history people. It’s embarrassing – to me.